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This is in responce to an article I read on the Internet about our naval vessels. It seems we have had two warships in the gulf, where we are fighting the war now. The article said we intend to move one of those out (due to the cuts in the defense budget) so it appears our fearless leader is truly in charge of the military. In fact, it is so obvious because nobody else would have made such a stupid move. Maybe he thinks the one ship that's left will get a hole blown in it's side like the other one a few years back and we will spend millions chasing down the outlaws who did it and more millions to repair the one blown up. That would make his job easier, don't you know. It’s why he wanted to be president in the first place — to bankrupt the USA and make us just like the third world countries he grew up in. In other words, he's getting even with the nation that he hates the most in all the world. You see, he is no different than those wall street sit in; young peope that were up there screaming “give us” this or that most of the summer.
Heed my words, folks, if he possibly can, he will bankrupt this nation before he leaves office! And we are close now!
Editor’s note: This story appeared in the February 7, 2013 edition of The Cullman Times.